So the time has come to break it off. It is just not really going anyplace and the promises given in the initial month have been falling off gradually. His drinking is getting worse (the “side effects” as well) and he’s a chain smoker. His “mask” is slipping a small too significantly for my taste. [...]

A good looking friend of mine recently joined Match.com. We’ll call him “Guy.” Guy already has plenty of dates, and his online dating hasn’t stopped him from asking out the chick at the bar, all of my friends, pretty much any cute girl. The other day we were chatting about Girl #735 and how it [...]

I can’t inform. I was just sitting there, minding my enterprise late in the week, attempting quite difficult not to beat my head against my keyboard, when an IM popped up on my screen. He says:Hey! Whatre you carrying out? She says:whipping some stuff out ahead of I get out of right hereand then tomorrow’s [...]

Soon after the breakup of my final ill-fated relationship, I decided to hide out for a bit. This, dear reader, is why I was home on a Saturday night to get his call. I HAVE to share, simply because of all of the “callbacks” I have EVER gotten, this a single is the most fascinating. [...]

Meet neighbor. Run into neighbor yet again. Have a lengthy conversation with neighbor. Go out to lunch. Run into neighbor once more. Go out to bar. Make out on sidewalk. Date. Choose dating neighbor is poor thought. Become pals. Go out to lunch. As close friends. Drink bottle of wine with neighbor. Have sex with [...]